Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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