In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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