I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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