I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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