Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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