they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I need moral support for this bender
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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