so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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