if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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