There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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