You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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