i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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