i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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