girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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