Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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