You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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