Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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