Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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