I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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