She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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