It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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