I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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