suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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