wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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