Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.