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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.

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• (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.

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  The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.

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