I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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