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ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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