I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him