Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
North Korea, Best Korea!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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