Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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