You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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