I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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