with your own penis?
You're so nebulous sometimes
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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