Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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