It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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