you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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