she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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