I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
