my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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