Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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