used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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