So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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