i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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