Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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