She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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