Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Randomize
