This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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