R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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