shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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