Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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