my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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