there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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