Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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