You surviving the open bar?
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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