i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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