i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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